Tuesday 20 March 2007

The shallowest dream...

...I've ever had.

Rupert Everett and two ageing English actresses I recognise but can't name arrive at an airport with a sign saying Rupert Everett airport above the entrance. Everett leaves the plane and sweeps in to the airport, leaving the actresses behind him.

One of the actresses says to the other: I don't think Rupert's a big enough diva to warrant his own airport.

Hmm, says the other one. Rupert does.

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